That’s 20 done, five to go. It’s like that Johnny Cash song where he imagines the last halfa in the life of a condemned man, except that sounds more fun than watching Newcastle try yet another hit-up on the opposition line.
They had 48 tackles inside the Bulldogs’ 20 on Sunday for a grand total of two tries. I want that time back.
Where was I? Yes, Round 20 is in the books and what a round it was, Newcastle’s attack aside.
Manly had a Pride jersey (that’s good). Nathan Cleary got sent off (that’s bad). Wests Tigers won a match (that’s good). Latrell Mitchell produced some of the worst field goal attempts since … actually I just remembered the Titans v Dragons missathon at Magic. (That’s bad). Remember the Titans, what a film. Where were we?
Oh yeah. Power Rankings. This was a good round for ranking things, because all the final results…